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[26 Jun 2004|04:29am]
[ mood | flirty ]

How do I feel about commitment?

Lizzie Ravenall
Vicky...oh, what was her last name?
Mata Hari
Sophia...well, damn.
Molly...I give up.
Dorian Belecamus
Deirdre
Mara Rogers
Lilah Rogers (no relation)
Joan Starbuck
Marla Evans
Fatima
Willie Scott
Marion Ravenwood
Edith Dunne
Karen Mays
Ilsa Toht
Emerelda Vasquez
Julia Valdez
Jessie Hale
Elizabeth Cody
Kate Crawford (We called her Congo for a reason.)
Amanda Knight
Francesca Gonzales
Elsa Schneider
Bortay the Bandit Queen
Sophia Hapgood
Billie Simpson
Tamara Jaglova

And those are just the girls worth remembering.

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[20 Jun 2004|03:48am]
[ mood | drunk ]

You know, normally I'd make some smart remark about regretting the loss of my breakfast or something stupid. But tonight I'm just drunk enough to be honest. Lucky you.

I regret losing Mom. Ok, I didn't really have any choice, but you didn't ask that. Mom's death pulled Dad and me apart, and I regret losing the years we didn't speak. He's the most frustrating person I know, but he definitely has his moments.

I regret losing Marion. Again. I've known a lot of women in my time, but she was by far the most fun. Intelligent, beautiful, and damn could she hold her liquor. Really, really impressive. But it didn't work out. Misunderstanding. You know how that goes.

I regret losing the Grail. Not really so much because I wanted it, although it would have been great to have it in the museum with my name listed as the finder. No, I regret having to see the last Knight standing in the doorway as the temple fell down around our ears. I feel really guilty about that, but I don't really know why.

Mostly, though, I regret losing track of the bourbon. Shit. Where'd I put that bottle?

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Introduction and Apocalypse [16 Jun 2004|02:09am]
[ mood | curious ]

I'm Doctor Jones, Professor of Archaeology, retriever of antiquities, and all-around nice guy. I've been everywhere and seen just about everything, but I don't like to brag.

The ladies can call me Indy.


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